quarta-feira, 26 de dezembro de 2012

os gays podem casar

mas não entre eles.

sábado, 22 de dezembro de 2012

a garrafa pega-se pelo gargalo

a rapariga pela cintura.

quinta-feira, 13 de dezembro de 2012

salve a terra

é o único planeta com vinho.

segunda-feira, 3 de dezembro de 2012

Dois F-16 portugueses intercetaram um avião não identificado na zona da Guarda

Dois aviões F-16 da Força Aérea Portuguesa (FAP) intercetaram hoje um avião ligeiro não identificado na zona da Guarda, junto à fronteira, mas acabaram por perder o rasto ao avião.

De acordo com o porta-voz da FAP citado pela Lusa, tenente-coronel Rui Roque, o alerta das autoridades espanholas foi dado às 4h50 da madrugada de hoje, após Espanha ter intercetado uma aeronave ligeira, de dois lugares, não identificada.

A Lusa adianta que no âmbito do sistema de defesa aérea, um avião militar espanhol tinha acompanhado a aeronave ligeira a partir das imediações do Golfo de Cádiz, no extremo sul do país, até à zona de fronteira com Portugal, mas teve de abandonar a missão, por falta de combustível.

Cerca das 6h18, segundo o porta-voz, a FAP decidiu enviar dois aviões F-16 da base área militar de Monte Real, em Leiria, no encalço da aeronave não identificada, que seguia para norte, sempre junto à fronteira entre Espanha e Portugal.

O tenente-coronel Rui Roque indicou ainda à Lusa que os aviões portugueses chegaram a ter contacto por radar e visual com a aeronave, mas foi subitamente perdido a 10 quilómetros da fronteira, na zona do Sabugal, distrito da Guarda.

“Os dois F-16 fizeram várias passagens pelo local onde a aeronave deixou de ser avistada, não voltando a localizá-la, e depreenderam que terá aterrado no campo”, indicou o porta-voz da FAP.

A Força Aérea decidiu então dar por terminada a missão de defesa do espaço aéreo e notificar a GNR para tentar averiguar a situação no terreno, “porque havia suspeita de transporte de estupefacientes”.
Fonte: NGL

sexta-feira, 30 de novembro de 2012

cartaxo

o concelho do vinho carrasco.

quinta-feira, 29 de novembro de 2012

basta um

para descer dez nas dezenas.

terça-feira, 27 de novembro de 2012

Children Who Are Driven To School Are At A Disadvantage

Cycling or walking to school increases a child's ability to concentrate in the classroom, the results of a Danish study published Friday showed.

Children who were driven to school, or who took public transport, performed less well in a test measuring concentration levels, than those who had walked or cycled, a joint study by researchers at the universities in Copenhagen and Aarhus found.

"The exercise one uses to transport oneself to school is reflected in the level of concentration one has circa four hours later," said Niels Egelund, a co-author of the report.

The results surprised the researchers, as their hypothesis originally focused on the effects of eating breakfast and lunch on pupils' ability to concentrate.

"The results showed that having breakfast and lunch has an impact, but not very much compared to having exercised," Egelund told AFP.

"As a third-grade pupil, if you exercise and bike to school, your ability to concentrate increases to the equivalent of someone half a year further in their studies," he added.

In the survey, taken by 19,527 pupils aged five to 19 years, participants were asked about their exercise habits and were then given a basic test measuring their concentration.

"Most people know the feeling of being refreshed after having exercised, but it is surprising that the effect lasts for so long," Egelund said.
Fonte: Business Insider
Cycling or walking to school increases a child's ability to concentrate in the classroom, the results of a Danish study published Friday showed. Children who were driven to school, or who took public transport, performed less well in a test measuring concentration levels, than those who had walked or cycled, a joint study by researchers at the universities in Copenhagen and Aarhus found.
"The exercise one uses to transport oneself to school is reflected in the level of concentration one has circa four hours later," said Niels Egelund, a co-author of the report.
The results surprised the researchers, as their hypothesis originally focused on the effects of eating breakfast and lunch on pupils' ability to concentrate.
"The results showed that having breakfast and lunch has an impact, but not very much compared to having exercised," Egelund told AFP.
"As a third-grade pupil, if you exercise and bike to school, your ability to concentrate increases to the equivalent of someone half a year further in their studies," he added.
In the survey, taken by 19,527 pupils aged five to 19 years, participants were asked about their exercise habits and were then given a basic test measuring their concentration.
"Most people know the feeling of being refreshed after having exercised, but it is surprising that the effect lasts for so long," Egelund said.


Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/exercise-before-school-improves-concentration-study-2012-11#ixzz2DQ3B9ps7
Cycling or walking to school increases a child's ability to concentrate in the classroom, the results of a Danish study published Friday showed. Children who were driven to school, or who took public transport, performed less well in a test measuring concentration levels, than those who had walked or cycled, a joint study by researchers at the universities in Copenhagen and Aarhus found.
"The exercise one uses to transport oneself to school is reflected in the level of concentration one has circa four hours later," said Niels Egelund, a co-author of the report.
The results surprised the researchers, as their hypothesis originally focused on the effects of eating breakfast and lunch on pupils' ability to concentrate.
"The results showed that having breakfast and lunch has an impact, but not very much compared to having exercised," Egelund told AFP.
"As a third-grade pupil, if you exercise and bike to school, your ability to concentrate increases to the equivalent of someone half a year further in their studies," he added.
In the survey, taken by 19,527 pupils aged five to 19 years, participants were asked about their exercise habits and were then given a basic test measuring their concentration.
"Most people know the feeling of being refreshed after having exercised, but it is surprising that the effect lasts for so long," Egelund said.


Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/exercise-before-school-improves-concentration-study-2012-11#ixzz2DQ3B9ps7

terça-feira, 20 de novembro de 2012

muito queijo gouda

faz a gente gorda.

domingo, 18 de novembro de 2012

porque é que os humanos

tem pêlos no rabo?

quinta-feira, 15 de novembro de 2012

é uma vida de meheheh

diz a ovelha.

quinta-feira, 1 de novembro de 2012

YouTube remove vídeo do PSD por «conteúdo comercialmente enganador»

Um vídeo divulgado pelo PSD através das redes sociais foi removido do YouTube por «violação da política do YouTube relativa a spam, esquemas e conteúdo comercialmente enganador».

O vídeo em questão estava a alojado no Youtube e fazia parte de uma mensagem publicada esta tarde na página do Partido Social Democrata, a qual remetia para um filme em que os sociais-democratas elencavam as medidas propostas pelo Governo para a dinamização da Economia.

No entanto, embora a mensagem no Facebook continue acessível, o vídeo acabou retirado pelo administrador do YouTube e substituído por uma mensagem, no mínimo, embaraçosa, em que pode ler-se que «este vídeo foi removido por violação da política do YouTube relativa a spam, esquemas e conteúdo comercialmente enganador».
Fonte: Diário Digital

quarta-feira, 31 de outubro de 2012

quem cabritos vende e cabras não tem

de algum lado vem.

domingo, 28 de outubro de 2012

sem marmelos

não se faz marmelada.

sábado, 27 de outubro de 2012

pode-se fazer comida gourmet de restos

mas não se pode fazer restos de comida gourmet.